





Put That Sh!t On Everything Salve - 4 oz
Put That Sh!t on Everything Salve
For whatever ails ya — skin, scrapes, stings, or sass.
This all-purpose wonder balm is your skin’s new best friend. Handcrafted with a nourishing base of tallow, coconut oil, beeswax, and sunflower oil, this salve is steeped for 3 months with a potent blend of nettle, calendula, chamomile, and red clover — herbs traditionally used to soothe, heal, and calm irritated skin.
Infused with the therapeutic power of lavender, tea tree, and frankincense essential oils, this salve tackles everything from dry patches and cuts to bug bites, burns, rashes, and even the occasional attitude problem.
What It’s Good For:
Dry, cracked skin
Rashes & irritation
Cuts, scrapes & burns
Bug bites & stings
Tattoos & minor wounds
Eczema & rough patches
Literally everything (except your sandwich)
No synthetic junk. No fake scents. Just real-deal, old-timey herbal healing in a rustic little tin.
Slap it on and carry on.
Small-batch crafted by Polished Hillbilly using local Alberta ingredients and traditional apothecary methods.
Put That Sh!t on Everything Salve
For whatever ails ya — skin, scrapes, stings, or sass.
This all-purpose wonder balm is your skin’s new best friend. Handcrafted with a nourishing base of tallow, coconut oil, beeswax, and sunflower oil, this salve is steeped for 3 months with a potent blend of nettle, calendula, chamomile, and red clover — herbs traditionally used to soothe, heal, and calm irritated skin.
Infused with the therapeutic power of lavender, tea tree, and frankincense essential oils, this salve tackles everything from dry patches and cuts to bug bites, burns, rashes, and even the occasional attitude problem.
What It’s Good For:
Dry, cracked skin
Rashes & irritation
Cuts, scrapes & burns
Bug bites & stings
Tattoos & minor wounds
Eczema & rough patches
Literally everything (except your sandwich)
No synthetic junk. No fake scents. Just real-deal, old-timey herbal healing in a rustic little tin.
Slap it on and carry on.
Small-batch crafted by Polished Hillbilly using local Alberta ingredients and traditional apothecary methods.