Life gets wild — this box helps you un-wild real fast. The Keep Yer Sh!t Calm Gift Box is a lavender-loaded, coffee-kissed, rustic relaxation set crafted for anyone who needs a deep breath, a slow moment, and a little country-style chill. Packed with soothing tallow skincare, calming aromatherapy, and warm cozy scents, this bundle is pure Polished Hillbilly stress relief in a box.
Perfect for birthdays, bad days, tough weeks, self-care nights, or just because someone needs to relax before they snap.
• 4oz Lavender Tallow Salve & Moisturizer
A calming, nourishing blend made with pure lavender oil — perfect for nighttime skincare, post-shower softness, and melt-the-stress-away moisture.
• 2oz “Put That S!it On Everything” Tallow Salve
Your all-purpose healer for cracked hands, rough elbows, stressed skin, weird rashes, and whatever else life throws at ya.
• Lavender Tallow Soap Bar
Creamy, gentle, and infused with lavender oil for a soft, soothing wash that quiets the mind and relaxes the body.
• All-Natural Lavender Lip Balm
Made with pumpkin seed butter, coconut butter, sunflower oil, and Alberta beeswax — silky, soft, and blissfully calming.
• “Vanilla Moonshine” Mini Diffuser
A dreamy blend of lavender and vanilla essential oils to freshen your space with sweet, warm, calming vibes.
• “Cowboy Coffee” Soy Candle
A cozy swirl of caramel, cinnamon, and vanilla — warm, comforting, and perfect for grounding your soul after a long damn day.
Lavender everything = instant calm
Warm, cozy candle = instant comfort
Natural tallow skincare = instant softness
Rustic, cheeky, stress-relief vibes = instant smile
Handcrafted, small-batch Polished Hillbilly quality
Stressed-out mamas, dads, friends & coworkers
Spa nights, self-care routines & bad days
Birthdays, thank-you gifts, and “just chill” surprises
Anyone who loves lavender, comfort, and rustic coziness
The Keep Yer Sh!t Calm Gift Box blends lavender calm, warm comfort, and small-batch natural goodness to help anyone unwind, recharge, and get their sh!t back together — hillbilly style.
Life gets wild — this box helps you un-wild real fast. The Keep Yer Sh!t Calm Gift Box is a lavender-loaded, coffee-kissed, rustic relaxation set crafted for anyone who needs a deep breath, a slow moment, and a little country-style chill. Packed with soothing tallow skincare, calming aromatherapy, and warm cozy scents, this bundle is pure Polished Hillbilly stress relief in a box.
Perfect for birthdays, bad days, tough weeks, self-care nights, or just because someone needs to relax before they snap.
• 4oz Lavender Tallow Salve & Moisturizer
A calming, nourishing blend made with pure lavender oil — perfect for nighttime skincare, post-shower softness, and melt-the-stress-away moisture.
• 2oz “Put That S!it On Everything” Tallow Salve
Your all-purpose healer for cracked hands, rough elbows, stressed skin, weird rashes, and whatever else life throws at ya.
• Lavender Tallow Soap Bar
Creamy, gentle, and infused with lavender oil for a soft, soothing wash that quiets the mind and relaxes the body.
• All-Natural Lavender Lip Balm
Made with pumpkin seed butter, coconut butter, sunflower oil, and Alberta beeswax — silky, soft, and blissfully calming.
• “Vanilla Moonshine” Mini Diffuser
A dreamy blend of lavender and vanilla essential oils to freshen your space with sweet, warm, calming vibes.
• “Cowboy Coffee” Soy Candle
A cozy swirl of caramel, cinnamon, and vanilla — warm, comforting, and perfect for grounding your soul after a long damn day.
Lavender everything = instant calm
Warm, cozy candle = instant comfort
Natural tallow skincare = instant softness
Rustic, cheeky, stress-relief vibes = instant smile
Handcrafted, small-batch Polished Hillbilly quality
Stressed-out mamas, dads, friends & coworkers
Spa nights, self-care routines & bad days
Birthdays, thank-you gifts, and “just chill” surprises
Anyone who loves lavender, comfort, and rustic coziness
The Keep Yer Sh!t Calm Gift Box blends lavender calm, warm comfort, and small-batch natural goodness to help anyone unwind, recharge, and get their sh!t back together — hillbilly style.
