The Patchouli Outlaw Gift Box

$95.00

The Patchouli Outlaw Box – Earthy, Rugged, Natural Skincare & Wild Western Aromas (10.00 Savings!)

Meet the box built for the wild-hearted, earth-loving, patchouli-sniffing troublemaker in your life. The Patchouli Outlaw Box is a rustic, herbal, backwoods-inspired bundle packed with skin-healing tallow salves, earthy essential oils, warm citrus-amber aromas, and handcrafted natural goodness. It’s grounding, rugged, soothing, and unapologetically wild — just like a true outlaw.

Whether it’s for dry skin warriors, patchouli lovers, natural-product junkies, or anyone who prefers their self-care with a little grit, this box gets the job done.

What’s Inside

• 4oz Dandelion Tallow Dry Skin Salve & Moisturizer
A deeply nourishing blend crafted with dandelion infusion for cracked heels, rough hands, dry patches, and weather-worn skin.

• 2oz “Put That S!it On Everything” Tallow Salve
Your all-purpose healing salve for scrapes, cracks, cuts, chapped skin, and everyday roughness — the ultimate hillbilly cure-all.

• Earthy Tallow Soap Bar
Scented with juniper, cedarwood, and patchouli for a deep, grounding wash that smells like the heart of the forest.

• All-Natural Vanilla Lip Balm
Made with pumpkin seed butter, sunflower oil, coconut butter, and Alberta beeswax. Smooth, soft, and lightly sweet.

• “Patchouli Pistol” Mini Diffuser
A bold blend of patchouli + bright orange essential oils — earthy, warm, and perfect for freshening trucks, rooms, and gear bags.

• “Texas Tornado” Soy Candle
A warm, stormy mix of citrus, amber, and musk that fills your space with cozy energy and a touch of wild-weather swagger.

Why Folks Love It

  • Earthy, grounding scents

  • Perfect for dry, cracked, hardworking hands

  • Handcrafted with 100% natural ingredients

  • Apothecary vibes with western grit

  • A full head-to-toe comfort routine in one box

  • Patchouli + citrus + cedarwood = pure outlaw energy

Perfect For

  • Patchouli fans

  • Outdoorsy folks & nature lovers

  • Dry-skin sufferers

  • Western-style gift sets

  • Birthdays, holidays & “just because” gifting

  • Anyone who wants earthy comfort with a wild streak

Raw, Rugged & Earthy as Hell

The Patchouli Outlaw Box delivers grounding, herbal comfort and tough-as-nails skincare with warm, woodsy, storm-season aromatherapy — all handcrafted with that signature Polished Hillbilly grit.

The Patchouli Outlaw Box – Earthy, Rugged, Natural Skincare & Wild Western Aromas (10.00 Savings!)

Meet the box built for the wild-hearted, earth-loving, patchouli-sniffing troublemaker in your life. The Patchouli Outlaw Box is a rustic, herbal, backwoods-inspired bundle packed with skin-healing tallow salves, earthy essential oils, warm citrus-amber aromas, and handcrafted natural goodness. It’s grounding, rugged, soothing, and unapologetically wild — just like a true outlaw.

Whether it’s for dry skin warriors, patchouli lovers, natural-product junkies, or anyone who prefers their self-care with a little grit, this box gets the job done.

What’s Inside

• 4oz Dandelion Tallow Dry Skin Salve & Moisturizer
A deeply nourishing blend crafted with dandelion infusion for cracked heels, rough hands, dry patches, and weather-worn skin.

• 2oz “Put That S!it On Everything” Tallow Salve
Your all-purpose healing salve for scrapes, cracks, cuts, chapped skin, and everyday roughness — the ultimate hillbilly cure-all.

• Earthy Tallow Soap Bar
Scented with juniper, cedarwood, and patchouli for a deep, grounding wash that smells like the heart of the forest.

• All-Natural Vanilla Lip Balm
Made with pumpkin seed butter, sunflower oil, coconut butter, and Alberta beeswax. Smooth, soft, and lightly sweet.

• “Patchouli Pistol” Mini Diffuser
A bold blend of patchouli + bright orange essential oils — earthy, warm, and perfect for freshening trucks, rooms, and gear bags.

• “Texas Tornado” Soy Candle
A warm, stormy mix of citrus, amber, and musk that fills your space with cozy energy and a touch of wild-weather swagger.

Why Folks Love It

  • Earthy, grounding scents

  • Perfect for dry, cracked, hardworking hands

  • Handcrafted with 100% natural ingredients

  • Apothecary vibes with western grit

  • A full head-to-toe comfort routine in one box

  • Patchouli + citrus + cedarwood = pure outlaw energy

Perfect For

  • Patchouli fans

  • Outdoorsy folks & nature lovers

  • Dry-skin sufferers

  • Western-style gift sets

  • Birthdays, holidays & “just because” gifting

  • Anyone who wants earthy comfort with a wild streak

Raw, Rugged & Earthy as Hell

The Patchouli Outlaw Box delivers grounding, herbal comfort and tough-as-nails skincare with warm, woodsy, storm-season aromatherapy — all handcrafted with that signature Polished Hillbilly grit.